Thursday, February 04, 2010

The Enemies List

1. Harper's bachelor party
2. John McCain
3. Harper's bachelor party
4. Florida
5. the NFL
6. Tom Hicks
7. Harper's bachelor party
8. Baseball Prospectus
9. Crazy pet assassins
10. Jojo
11. the Olympics

Thursday, January 28, 2010

The Enemies List

1. City of Meadowlakes
2. legislators from Nome and Fairbanks
3. not eating your pie
4. the Reagan Resolution
5. the SEC
6. Andre Dawson
7. Hank Paulson and Tim Geithner
8. the false promise of what could have been a truly excellent product




















9. pandering
10. taco banishment
11. Owl Batman
12. misleading birds

Thursday, January 21, 2010

The Enemies List

1. Lisa Murkowski
2. I-35
3. Homer's governor
4. The Monkey
5. box wine
6. unhealthy cat
7. Greg Davis
8. Fred Gaudelli
9. Greg Davis

Thursday, January 14, 2010

The Enemies List

1. Greg Davis
2. Pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh
3. Mark McGwire
4. -38
5. the NFL
6. leaving a mess behind
7. Bud Selig
8. old salad
9. Craig James
10. Duke
11. unplanned continuing pet care
12. pro bono hackery
13. those damned kids and their rock & roll music
14. The Monkey

Thursday, January 07, 2010

The Enemies List

1. Greg Davis
2. month and a half old turkey
3. whoever put my name on a list of marketing bloggers and sold it to all the PR hacks
4. Platinum Pass
5. Sheila Dixon
6. dopes who buy bullshit American cars so they'll look Republican enough to run for office at some point
7. Facebook fun police
8. DC fun police
9. Too Many Weapons

Thursday, December 31, 2009

The Enemies List

1. end of the Pirate era at Tech
2. that jute rug's bad attitude
3. Rep. Alan Grayson (D - Fla.)
4. underestimating the ability of a high school girl to spend an amazing amount of time in the bathroom getting dressed without even taking a shower
5. ESPN.com
6. cops who hate snowball fights
7. CNN
8. leaving Facebook open, allowing long lost "friends" to start chats with you
9. pants
10. Jim Traficant
11. CourseAdvisor*


*Do not search or click.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

The Enemies List

1. a much more ordinary paper
2. Roy Williams and the NC state police
3. Brian Kelley
4. watering down the tournament
5. Paul McG and his Chinese fire breathing dragon
6. end of Flight of the Conchords show
7. NFL draft
8. Jason Spaulding
9. UT faculty
10. Joe-mentum
11. lousy Mr. Excitement
12. a much more ordinary governor's race