1. ethanol
2. rain
3. valet dorks who lost my rental car
4. William Jefferson
5. Don Young
6. Carl Levin
7. American Airlines
8. Kevin fucking Martin's bullshit rules
9. any attempt at travel involving the Philadelphia airport
10. Bjork
11. "I can't believe I'm marrying white trash!"
12. Bob Stoops
13. going to Miami without flip flops
14. the Monkey
