Thursday, September 19, 2019

The Enemies List

1. Michael Drake
2. new species of bloodsucking leech with three jaws and 59 teeth
3. China
4. bird apocalypse
5. Chuck E. Cheese
6. stupid ticket machines at Chuck E. Cheese
7. Brexit drought
8. whatever it was I ate Wednesday
9. Chevy Chase
10. Trump

Thursday, August 22, 2019

The Enemies List

1. Rush Limbaugh on AM radio in a car with two old men who are hard of hearing
2. the NRA
3. the insect apocalypse
3a. coleslaw instead of fries
4. college kids drinking all the Goose Island at the Club
5. technical and/or language difficulties when you're trying to sell your car
6. India
7. too many tacos
8. $700 gaming chairs
9. DQ with no sense of humor
10. Trump

Thursday, July 11, 2019

Thursday, March 21, 2019

The Enemies List

1. California ABC
2. bathrooms with no diaper changing station
3. Herbert Diess
4. China
5. Hillsborough planning and building officials
6. Devin Nunes
7. poisonous snake kissing
8. Orange Vanilla Coke
9. Duke
10. Trump

Thursday, March 14, 2019

The Enemies List

1. when that guy in the bathroom at the Caltrain station was trying to hold his phone in his mouth and then accidentally dropped it in the urinal
2. no, that wasn't me, my phone is too dirty to put in my mouth
3. excessive braking
4. Jared Kushner
5. The Phillies
6. The US Soccer Federation
7. ice sculptures
8. cheating to get into UCLA
9. patio umbrella thieves
10. Trump

Thursday, February 14, 2019

The Enemies List

1. Trump
2. Japanese earthquakes
3. Toby
4. the pizza at Chuck E Cheese
5. China
6. cocaine hippos
7. Halloween Kit Kats
8. Ted Cruz
9. the pizza at Pump It Up
10. connecting through San Diego

Thursday, September 27, 2018

The Enemies List

1. Gentleman’s Relish
2. the West Virginia Supreme Court
3. making geography that much harder
4. China
5. catfish poaching
6. Steve
7. Ocean’s Halo
8. Greg Abbott
9. Dan Patrick
10. Trump