Thursday, August 09, 2018

The Enemies List

1. Pat Buchanan
2. Mitch McConnell
3. leaf blowers
4. private prisons
5. W
6. fake chupacabras
7. Greg Abbott
8. Dan Patrick
9. Jeff Sessions
10. Trump

Thursday, June 21, 2018

The Enemies List

1. the Yankees
2. Liam
3. stiffing a guy who won a hole in one contest
4. U-Haul
5. piano moving
6. Jeff Sessions
7. Scott Pruitt
8. Dan Patrick
9. Greg Abbott
10. Trump

Thursday, May 31, 2018

The Enemies List

1. the NFL
2. when your executive chef of 13 years quits on 2 days notice
3. 13.1 miles of lovely scenery
4. bees
5. Linda McMahon
6. missing the train because the boy needed an emergency bath
7. Dan Patrick
8. Greg Abbott
9. Trump
10. the burbs

Thursday, May 10, 2018

The Enemies List

1. stupid redneck wasting good coolers
2. civil forfeiture
3. dipshits in nature
4. "Community-adjusted EBITDA"
5. Discovering there’s such a thing as one too many espressos.
6. "pelvic injury with traumatic hematoma"
7. cyber stupid
8. Trump
9. Rick Perry
10. Jerry Jones

Thursday, April 19, 2018

The Enemies List

1. learning how a febrile seizure presents and the proper way to panic in response to one
2. the so far unsuccessful integration of Virgin America and Alaska Airlines
3. BWI
4. trying to steal a 450 lb. safe
5. bat attacks
6. Wink
7. paw paw nuts
8. Trump
9. Rick Perry
10. Jerry Jones

Thursday, April 05, 2018

The Enemies List

1. Harper and Paul
2. Harper
3. Paul
4. poor sartorial/child-rearing decision making
8. Trump
9. Rick Perry
10. Jerry Jones

Friday, March 30, 2018

The Enemies List

1. Harper and Paul
2. WeWork
3. Rudy Giuliani
4. Spring leaf blower season
5. not enough sheds
6. the Yankees
7. Wayne La Pierre
8. Trump
9. Rick Perry
10. Jerry Jones