Thursday, March 21, 2019

The Enemies List

1. California ABC
2. bathrooms with no diaper changing station
3. Herbert Diess
4. China
5. Hillsborough planning and building officials
6. Devin Nunes
7. poisonous snake kissing
8. Orange Vanilla Coke
9. Duke
10. Trump

Thursday, March 14, 2019

The Enemies List

1. when that guy in the bathroom at the Caltrain station was trying to hold his phone in his mouth and then accidentally dropped it in the urinal
2. no, that wasn't me, my phone is too dirty to put in my mouth
3. excessive braking
4. Jared Kushner
5. The Phillies
6. The US Soccer Federation
7. ice sculptures
8. cheating to get into UCLA
9. patio umbrella thieves
10. Trump

Thursday, February 14, 2019

The Enemies List

1. Trump
2. Japanese earthquakes
3. Toby
4. the pizza at Chuck E Cheese
5. China
6. cocaine hippos
7. Halloween Kit Kats
8. Ted Cruz
9. the pizza at Pump It Up
10. connecting through San Diego

Thursday, September 27, 2018

The Enemies List

1. Gentleman’s Relish
2. the West Virginia Supreme Court
3. making geography that much harder
4. China
5. catfish poaching
6. Steve
7. Ocean’s Halo
8. Greg Abbott
9. Dan Patrick
10. Trump

Thursday, August 09, 2018

The Enemies List

1. Pat Buchanan
2. Mitch McConnell
3. leaf blowers
4. private prisons
5. W
6. fake chupacabras
7. Greg Abbott
8. Dan Patrick
9. Jeff Sessions
10. Trump

Thursday, June 21, 2018

The Enemies List

1. the Yankees
2. Liam
3. stiffing a guy who won a hole in one contest
4. U-Haul
5. piano moving
6. Jeff Sessions
7. Scott Pruitt
8. Dan Patrick
9. Greg Abbott
10. Trump

Thursday, May 31, 2018

The Enemies List

1. the NFL
2. when your executive chef of 13 years quits on 2 days notice
3. 13.1 miles of lovely scenery
4. bees
5. Linda McMahon
6. missing the train because the boy needed an emergency bath
7. Dan Patrick
8. Greg Abbott
9. Trump
10. the burbs