Thursday, March 14, 2019

The Enemies List

1. when that guy in the bathroom at the Caltrain station was trying to hold his phone in his mouth and then accidentally dropped it in the urinal
2. no, that wasn't me, my phone is too dirty to put in my mouth
3. excessive braking
4. Jared Kushner
5. The Phillies
6. The US Soccer Federation
7. ice sculptures
8. cheating to get into UCLA
9. patio umbrella thieves
10. Trump