The Enemies List

1. OU*
2. even the concept of giving Facebook access to your brain
3. the NCAA
4. China
5. Activision Blizzard
6. Devin Nunes' poor hurt feelings
7. Devin Nunes' poor hurt feelings
8. Christmas music at Chuck E Cheese on Nov. 9
9. Chuck E Cheese
10. Trump

* The list is a little behind these days