Friday, February 15, 2008

The Enemies List

1. Mango Deck guy with the microphone
2. Speight's white sweatpants
3. terra cotta pears
4. tequila
5. death by a thousand cuts and one chipped tooth
6. APD
7. Harper, Toby, Tye, Jojo, Boombah, Micah, Smudge, Clay, Spaulding, Czichos, Leigh, Harman, 7, Stuart, the Monkey, Homer, Speight, Pop, Horse, Pablo, Speight
8. half-Windsor
9. slow-ass customs agents
10. Dan X. Allen, international terrorist
11. hindsight-having genius "I knew it was a bad idea but was afraid of Seven" pansies