1. the governors of Michigan, New York, Ohio, Kentucky, Delaware, and South Dakota
2. W
3. coal miners
4. the Big 3
5. agriculture subsidies
6. Ben Stein
7. Bud Selig
8. right wing media bias
9. Reebok
10. sad-ass fatasses
11. Henry Waxman
12. cranky old dudes who don't like hot chicks
13. PETA
14. dork Dutch crooks
15. crazy Japanese dorks
16. right wing nutjob Houston dorks
