1. lousy bad guys who foiled our hike
2. Amy and Uncle Ted
3. stealing money from Girl Scouts*
4. The Brickskeller's list of beers they just now ran out of
5. Intermedia
6. Subway
7. the collapse of the two-party political system
8. that fat army guy who drinks cider
9. The Texas Exes
10. Princeton
*stealing Thin Mints is understandable, but stealing money is just rude
