1. Verizon
2. lousy dirty Greedo-losing Tye
3. political expediency we can believe in
4. Kanab resident and protest organizer Shawna Cox
5. Donald Trump
6. fake Whole Foods in Glen Mills, PA
7. changing the rules
8. the stage in your pro football career where you get arrested in Abilene
9. "Leigh Gross"
