1. Toby, Tye, and the Monkey
2. Cassandra, Bryce, Jojo, Jamie, Mom, and all their dang wiener kids
3. a "smart pig launcher" not being as cool as I hoped
4. the Brett Favre of riding bikes
5. Rep. Sheila Jackson-Lee
6. making it easier for cold callers
7. animal cruelty
8. Mayor Larry Kiker
9. John Murtha
10. Nike
11. Mark Teixeira
12. lousy dirty Greedo-losing Tye
