Thursday, August 13, 2009

The Enemies List

1. poor decision making (see #4, #6, #8, and #10)
2. Northern Virginia
3. I-95
4. I-95 through Northern Virginia
5. All of the Texas people who will whine about the next one

(No comparisons! Only Enemies!)

6. Running, in DC, in August, at noon
7. Attorney Jeffrey Sprigg
8. unfortunate cat-chasing/tooth-brushing accident
9. British parallel parking job into, rather than next to, the Chimpopal
10. missing the back of my arms with the sunscreen
11. pronouns
12. whoever is selling crack to Henry Blodget
13. Dick Cheney
14. lousy dirty Greedo-losing Tye