Thursday, August 27, 2009

The Enemies List

1. all of you out there jealous of my hurricane
2. commodities
3. the plight of the early-out quarterbacks
4. cool name wannabees
5. school colors
6. Don Carroll's dumb lost ass
7. the Monkey's TV, golf course, bar, and pool table
8. Paul McGowan and the Chevy Chase Usquebae Club
9. aah! bees!
10. lousy dirty Greedo-losing Tye