Thursday, November 05, 2009

The Enemies List

1. the Yankees
2. Phil Gramm and Bill Clinton
3. person with ring tone that sounds like my alarm clock
4. Fox Sports
5. jackass guy who doesn't understand that "Q&A With the Speaker" does not mean "Your turn to rant"
6. Duke (never too early)
7. angry jealous people who hate good weather, especially when it's raining Lyle Lovett tickets
8. United Airlines