1. a much more ordinary paper
2. Roy Williams and the NC state police
3. Brian Kelley
4. watering down the tournament
5. Paul McG and his Chinese fire breathing dragon
6. end of Flight of the Conchords show
7. NFL draft
8. Jason Spaulding
9. UT faculty
10. Joe-mentum
11. lousy Mr. Excitement
12. a much more ordinary governor's race
