1. Greg Davis
2. Pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh
3. Mark McGwire
4. -38
5. the NFL
6. leaving a mess behind
7. Bud Selig
8. old salad
9. Craig James
10. Duke
11. unplanned continuing pet care
12. pro bono hackery
13. those damned kids and their rock & roll music
14. The Monkey