1. the open carry movement
2. Gov. Goodhair
3. Karl Rove
4. Eastern District of Texas
5. liberal bias
6. Ulysses S. Grant
7. Rupert Murdoch and his much more ordinary newspaper
8. irony, or sarcasm, or Crazy or something
9. starving the Crazy hippies
10. Jersey dudes at the gym in knit hats