1. Bastrop alligators
2. driving through Fredericksburg on I-95
3. ethanol subsidies
4. driving through Virginia on I-95
5. lousy Heffalumps!
6. running out of crust & butter
7. adult coaches cheating in 3-4 year old soccer
8. soccer league administrator lady
9. surly bartender who threw Stuart out for loving Carolina too much
