1. Rep. John L. Mica's amazing hypocrisy
2. needing to tip the mani/pedi place in Atlanta a little extra
3. fuzzy rules on cell phone tracking by the feds
4. "personal growth"
5. letting your mistress take the Bentley
6. Canada
7. Ugly, Lazy, Cold and Crazy, and stingy
8. Google
9. mistaking a small, man-made lake in San Angelo for the ocean
