1. the cruel flip flops
2. forgetting your flip flops when traveling
3. O and Eric Holder
4. that crappy mall in Atlanta
5. all malls, for that matter
6. poop explosion at 30,000 feet
7. poop explosion II at 30,000 feet
8. mean old lady next to us on the plane
9. Joe Maddon and the unwritten rules of baseball
10. Marion Barry
