1. mean old lady in 31D
2. continuing trend of poop explosions at 30,000 ft.
3. trying to get a cab at DCA at 10pm on July 4
4. 7am flight
5. being in a middle seat while the 4th of July fireworks are going off
6. Yeah, they only moved four blocks away, and they do still own this house too, and they left a forwarding address, and Temple is small enough that we probably know them personally and could hand it to them at the grocery store, but we're returning it anyway.