1. going through Customs with $12,000 cash and a suitcase full of heavily wrapped packages that were (allegedly) left in my hotel room by a Palestinian woman I have never even seen, much less met
2. whatever toxic, caustic nightmare they use to clean the bathrooms at the MIA
3. the beginning of the end for my REI carabiner coffee mug
4. too much Nyquil
5. spam texts from the Pearl Lounge
6. being given a smoking room
7. button of death on my blue blazer
8. veal bacon
9. nine meals in a row in the same crappy restaurant
10. death of the Ding Dong
2. whatever toxic, caustic nightmare they use to clean the bathrooms at the MIA
3. the beginning of the end for my REI carabiner coffee mug
4. too much Nyquil
5. spam texts from the Pearl Lounge
6. being given a smoking room
7. button of death on my blue blazer
8. veal bacon
9. nine meals in a row in the same crappy restaurant
10. death of the Ding Dong
