Thursday, January 03, 2013

The Enemies List

1. being sick on vacation
2. Monarch Pass in winter at night
3. Tony Romo
4. the security line at the Denver airport
5. people who avoid eye contact for four hours to avoid acknowledging that you are traveling with a baby, even a very cute baby
6. flying out of Denver
7. United Airlines
8. Agriculture subsidies
9. Tony Romo's hat
10. stealth wapiti