1. Vince Gray
2. Greg Davis
3. Greg Davis
4. the post office's inability to deliver our new coffee pot
5. the loss of our old coffee pot
6. the mental image of Bryce wearing only this for 36 hours
7. the inability to run when being chased by a dinosaur
9. Rick Perry
10. Jerry Jones
11. no room at the inn
2. Greg Davis
3. Greg Davis
4. the post office's inability to deliver our new coffee pot
5. the loss of our old coffee pot
6. the mental image of Bryce wearing only this for 36 hours
7. the inability to run when being chased by a dinosaur
9. Rick Perry
10. Jerry Jones
11. no room at the inn