Thursday, September 26, 2013

The Enemies List

1. Uncle Ted's "great river of pork"
2. the F1 key
3. Marco Rubio
4. white trash lady, her baby, a liter of Pepsi, a cigarette, and a video game
5. failing to get a photo of the boy elbows-deep in a cow patty while camping
6. washing cow poop off the boy
7. Russian death birds
8. judging distances poorly while running
9. Rick Perry
10. Jerry Jones