Thursday, October 10, 2013

The Enemies List

1. corn monster

2. Worst.  Corn monster.  Ever.
3. unseasonably warm weather
4. Dan Snyder
5. Dan Snyder
6. knowing for certain whether I would protect the boy at my own expense if we fell down the stairs early-ass in the morning
7. the Marlins
8. the Braves
9. Rick Perry
10. Jerry Jones