1. corn monster
2. Worst. Corn monster. Ever.
3. unseasonably warm weather
4. Dan Snyder
5. Dan Snyder
6. knowing for certain whether I would protect the boy at my own expense if we fell down the stairs early-ass in the morning
7. the Marlins
8. the Braves
9. Rick Perry
10. Jerry Jones
2. Worst. Corn monster. Ever.
3. unseasonably warm weather
4. Dan Snyder
5. Dan Snyder
6. knowing for certain whether I would protect the boy at my own expense if we fell down the stairs early-ass in the morning
7. the Marlins
8. the Braves
9. Rick Perry
10. Jerry Jones
