The Enemies List

1. Russia
2. unauthorized persons

3. your non-yeti-having presser
4. Leigh's fear of driving in snow
7. Tony Romo

8. Rick Perry
9. Jerry Jones
10. Jerry Jones

The Enemies List

1. knowing the code to our storage unit
2. flying deer of doom

3. cheese hating
4. California Department of Public Health
5. 93 below
6. John Mackovic
7. evil professor who wrote that hard-ass final today oh wait that's me HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
8. hair salon dopes smoking outside my window
9. Rick Perry
10. Jerry Jones

The Enemies List

1. Jerry Jones
2. Tony Romo
3. guitar full of water
4. Burt's Bees Honey Lip Balm
5. Elmo
6. the EPA
9. Rick Perry