Thursday, December 12, 2013

The Enemies List

1. knowing the code to our storage unit
2. flying deer of doom
3. cheese hating
4. California Department of Public Health
5. 93 below
6. John Mackovic
7. evil professor who wrote that hard-ass final today oh wait that's me HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
8. hair salon dopes smoking outside my window
9. Rick Perry
10. Jerry Jones