1. Christine Plonsky
2. Americans' obsession with absolute precision at all times in sports
3. bragging about your fishing exploits and disguising it as whining
4. even the concept of a "Denali Speed Record"
5. Santa Ana
6. hail the size of a DVD
7. Verizon Wireless
8. taxis
9. biting
10. Rick Perry
11. Jerry Jones
12. Dan Snyder
2. Americans' obsession with absolute precision at all times in sports
3. bragging about your fishing exploits and disguising it as whining
4. even the concept of a "Denali Speed Record"
5. Santa Ana
6. hail the size of a DVD
7. Verizon Wireless
8. taxis
9. biting
10. Rick Perry
11. Jerry Jones
12. Dan Snyder
