Thursday, April 09, 2015

The Enemies List

1. the Lufthansa Service Center in the Frankfurt airport
2. tiny slurpee cups
3. Comcast
4. being unable to find the Rachen Drachen when you need it
5. United

6. Montgomery County police
7. reply to all, all the time
8. the competitive beer pong circuit
9. The Monkey
10. what kind of summer cold doesn't respond to being treated with beer and jet lag?