1. food poisoning
2. Germany's lack of having gotten the memo that people don't smoke anymore
3. the terrible pillows at the Mo
5. LAX
6. LA
7. the dude with his Yankees hat on backward walking through the Hofbrauhaus carrying a GoPro on a selfie stick
8. the great circle route that flies you directly over your house and two hours further to Atlanta
9. Hillary
10. Tim Kaine
11. Trump
