1. missing Opening Day to go to the office and explain to people why they didn't get promoted
2. ear ache induced night terrors
3. Assad
4. extreme vetting
5. Bill O'Reilly
6. USCIS
7. the M-E-T-S
8. Trump
9. Rick Perry
10. Jerry Jones
2. ear ache induced night terrors
3. Assad
4. extreme vetting
5. Bill O'Reilly
6. USCIS
7. the M-E-T-S
8. Trump
9. Rick Perry
10. Jerry Jones