The Enemies List

1. coming back from a nice August vacation in sub-Saharan Africa to the heat and mosquitoes in DC
2. just knowing what mango flies are*
3. Bryce Harper's knee
4. not being on vacation
5. Verizon
6. airplane food
7. Dulles
8. Trump
9. Rick Perry
10. Jerry Jones

* Do not look it up.  Seriously don't.