The Enemies List

1. Rand Paul
2. Victor Cruz
3. McDonald's
4. Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
5. Canyons School District
6. Dennis Kucinich
7. Vince Gray
8. Crystal City, VA
9. Horace Dexter McDade and John Vincent Haile

The Enemies List

1. O
2. Tye















3. Iowa
4. NYSE
5. Rick Perry
6. grumpy fat man
7. Paul

The Enemies List

1. Plano
2. failing to think things through before posting










3. Brent Musberger
4. SEC football
5. Jordan Jefferson
6. Kroger
7. snobby skiers

The Enemies List

1. William C. Shelton
2. Harry Thomas Jr.
3. busted heater on the coldest day of the year, third year in a row
4. evil mouse cross-selling (and Nelly)
5. Mark Richt and David Shaw
6. Victor Cruz
7. Chris Collinsworth
8. fat panhandlers
9. dysfunctional and buffoonic clown show

The Enemies List

1. decomposing bag of onions in the basement
2. Pathway to Success Educational Seminar
3. Cal
4. moving to Crazy and then whining about the weather
5. home repairs involving electricity

The Enemies List

1. Lowe's and the Florida Family Association
2. guy talking too loud about death and disease in the hotel sitting room
3. the next debt debacle
4. all night hotel party on a school night without inviting the neighbors
5. Rick Perry
6. Craig James
7. Duke
8. helicopter parents that won't quit
9. Interstate 270
10. work + booze + Twitter
11. the Monkey

The Enemies List

1. miles 22 - 26.2
1a. radio in Folsom, CA at 5am on Sunday
2. leg cramps
3. restaurant staffing in Sacramento
4. thinking I'm fast
5. 4am wake-up call
6. waking up at 4:30am the next day
7. not quite being at the end
8. Jesse Dimmick
10. worst cab driver in all of LA