1. nuking the dinosaurs
2. tree-hater Cal Bears
3. full time activists
4. Mrs. Jojo
5. jury duty
6. setting someone's pants on fire (other than Bryce)
7. hemmicane-related indecision
8. being mean to Charlie Rangel just because he doesn't speak English
9. cardboard derivatives
10. stranded at the Orlando airport with three little kids and a mad wife
11. Harper and Steve
