1. ballistic missile false alarm
2. chipped nips
3. a restaurant that won't/can't give you a second Bloody Mary at Sunday brunch because they ran out of vodka
4. poorly conceived tests of new technology
5. getting approved to travel with about 72 hours left and connecting twice each way
6. after football season is over but before baseball starts
7. when you miss a spot shaving and notice after you leave the house, and then spend the rest of the day annoyed by it
8. Trump
9. Rick Perry
10. Jerry Jones
2. chipped nips
3. a restaurant that won't/can't give you a second Bloody Mary at Sunday brunch because they ran out of vodka
4. poorly conceived tests of new technology
5. getting approved to travel with about 72 hours left and connecting twice each way
6. after football season is over but before baseball starts
7. when you miss a spot shaving and notice after you leave the house, and then spend the rest of the day annoyed by it
8. Trump
9. Rick Perry
10. Jerry Jones
