Friday, February 02, 2018

The Enemies List

1. missing the Ah-Ha concert because I saw the poster the day after the show

2. missing the Toto show because I have no idea what 4 MAPT means

3. putting Sprite in a guy's beer
4. unexpected and very long slow system update involving an unfriendly looking penguin on an airplane that's supposed to have left an hour ago

5. Moody!

6. riding through the streets of Stuttgart in the backseat of a car driven by a Puerto Rican woman who drives like a crazy person and insists on keeping the heater on 80
7. motion sickness
8. Trump
9. Rick Perry
10. Jerry Jones